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Episode 115: Cabbage Patch Dreams/Nightmares

Episode 115: Cabbage Patch Dreams/Nightmares

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In this Episode: 

In this very special episode, The Bartender and her sister Caroline deconstruct one of the greatest albums from their childhood, (and really, in the entire world,) Cabbage Patch Dreams. They go through song by song and celebrate at the end by performing the crucial duet from Side 2. Difficult harmonies are attempted. Past sibling rivalry is discussed, and healing begins.

Then Michael John Improta carries the theme of childhood trauma and joy by talking about things he feared as a kid. Namely, his prank-playing stepfather.

About The Guests:

Caroline Heller is a hero lawyer, person, and sister of The Bartender. Her podcast Good In Practice highlights the important stories of those who both offer and benefit from pro bono work in the legal system. Here she is looking fly af with a horse.

Michael John Improta is an Actor, writer, fitness coach, aspiring surfer, and co-worker of The Bartender at The New York Neo-Futurists. If you’d like to check out his fantasy football takes he is a regular contributor to The League Winners and a constant tweeter. Join the New York Neo-Futurists Patreon here for more fun things! Here he is giving 12 looks at once in this fierce headshot.

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As promised, the Wiki page about Cabbage Patch Kids

Music Credits:

“Setting Sun” by Chris Powers

“Cabbage Patch Theme” from Cabbage Patch Dreams album, song by Tom Chapin and Stephen Chapin

“Babyland” from Cabbage Patch Dreams album, song by John Forster

“Villains Three” from Cabbage Patch Dreams album, song by Tom Chapin and Stephen Chapin

“Good Ole Otis Lee” from Cabbage Patch Dreams album, song by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman

“Happy Birthday Hoe-Down” from Cabbage Patch Dreams album, song by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman

“The BunnyBee Song” from Cabbage Patch Dreams album, song by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman

“Get Back Home” from Cabbage Patch Dreams album, song by John Carney

“Run, Run, Run” from Cabbage Patch Dreams album, song by Tom Chapin and Stephen Chapin

“Cabbage Patch Dreams” from Cabbage Patch Dreams album, song by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman

“Cabbage Patch Parade” from Cabbage Patch Dreams album, song by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman

“Get Back Home” cover from Cabbage Patch Dreams album, song by John Carney, instrumental arrangement by Jim Conroy, sung by Caroline Heller and Katharine Heller

“Animal Nitrate” by Suede

“Bottled in Cork” by Ted Leo & The Pharmacists